Coffee Funny Quotes

 Coffee Funny Quotes

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors

 “To me, the smell of fresh–made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.”- Hugh Jackman

 “Coffee is the best medicine.” – Anonymous

“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.”-Jonathan Swift 

“The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.”-Charles de Secondat Montesquieu 

“It turned out people truly did cry into their coffee cups.”-Jodi Picoult 

“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.”-Rian Aditia 

“Given enough coffee I could rule the world.”-Terry Pratchett 

“I don’t see the point in caffeine without coffee. Or coffee without caffeine, for that matter.”-Robyn Schneider 

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.”-Cherise Sinclair

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”-Earl Wilson

“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.”-John William Van Druten 

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”-Clark Gable 

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”-David Lynch 

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”-Alphonse Allais 

“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.”-Johann Sebastian Bach 

“The coffee was so strong it snarled as it lurched out of the pot.”-Betty MacDonald 

“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.”-Terri Guillemets 

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”-Lewis Black

“Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.”-Agatha Christie 

“No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.”-Henry Ward Beecher 

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”-Marcia Carrington 

“Coffee was a food in that house, not a drink.”-Patricia Hampl 

“lack coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.”-Andre Simon 

“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.”-Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.”-Edward Abbey 

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.”-Oliver Wendell Holmes 

“I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!”-Howard Schultz 

some days, i just drink my coffee straight from the pot. don't judge. we all do whatever it takes to stay out of prison. 

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.”-Fran Drescher 

“Coffee first. Schemes later.”-Leanna Renee Hieber 

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”-Abraham Lincoln 

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”-James Mackintosh

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.”-Donna A. Favors 

“People don’t stop eating, and they don’t stop drinking coffee.”-Magic Johnson 

“When traveling with someone, take large dose of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.”-Helen Hayes 

“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.”-Stephanie Piro 

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.”-Justina Chen