😆Short Funny Quotes 😅
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” ― Cathy Guisewite
“When I was your age, television was called books.” William Goldman
“All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.” ― J.M. Barrie
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” ― Woody Allen
“If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” ― Lawrence Ferlinghetti
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” ― Elbert Hubbard
“Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!” ― Hergé
“This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.” ― George V. Higgins
“He who laughs last … just didn’t get the joke.” ― Carroll Bryant
“…personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist.” ― Simone Elkeles
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
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